You can heap [FALSE] praise onto them ("Zombies rule!") and they will continue to slobber all over you. And then they will eat your brains.
Zombies have not the compassion that unicorns possess.
You may say that zombies were doomed to this fate; it is not their fault. Fine. Perhaps that zombie was once an innocent human. Unfortunately, there is nothing that can be done. They have turned into mindless brain devouring machines.
For the good of all mankind, they must be stopped.
Unicorns are the answer.
Keep each other safe. Keep faith. In unicorns.
Until next time,
Courtney (Leader of Team Unicorn)
